Q: How does one insult a mathematician?
A: You say: “Your brain is smaller than any e>0!”
Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don’t need the sun!
Life is complex: it has both real and imaginary components.
Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x].
The mother of already three is pregnant with her fourth child.
One evening, the eldest daughter says to her dad: “Do you know, daddy, what I’ve found out?”
“The new baby will be Chinese!”
“Yes. I’ve read in the paper that statistics shows that every fourth child born nowadays is Chinese…”